ATS-friendly digital downloads

Roast the resume. Land the interview.

Turn a cluttered, vague CV into a clean, credible application with brutally useful advice, ATS-safe templates, and expert rewrites.

Instant template delivery · Editable files · No fake shortcuts

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What to expect

Sharp feedback, zero career theatre.

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Honest, constructive critique

We call out weak claims and confusing layouts—then show you precisely what to write instead.

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Built for real screening

Every template prioritises readable structure, relevant keywords, and ATS-friendly formatting.

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Your privacy comes first

Public roast submissions should be redacted and are only used with explicit consent.

The glow-up system

Fix what recruiters and robots actually see.

THE DIGITAL VAULT

Clean templates without the ATS-breaking gimmicks.

Start with a focused structure for experience, achievements, skills, and keywords. Edit in familiar tools, tailor it to the role, and send with confidence.

Designed for Google Docs, Word, and Notion

Practical formats for fast editing and repeat applications.

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ROAST + EDUCATION

See why a CV gets ignored.

Learn to remove empty jargon, decorative clutter, weak skill bars, and bullets that list duties instead of impact.

PREMIUM REWRITE

Your experience, rewritten to sell the result.

A private, hands-on rewrite for applicants who need stronger positioning, metric-led bullets, and a polished LinkedIn presence.

Choose your intervention

From DIY cleanup to full career glow-up.

Template prices vary by format and bundle. Rewrite availability is limited to protect quality.

ATS Template

£15–£25

A clean, editable resume foundation with practical guidance.

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Template Vault

From £39

Multiple role-ready layouts and formats for repeat applications.

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Private Rewrite + LinkedIn

£150–£300

Individual positioning, rewritten achievement bullets, and profile polish.

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Your old CV has had enough chances

Give your application the glow-up.

Start with an ATS-friendly template, replace vague claims with evidence, and make the next recruiter understand your value in seconds.